Another day at Red Bowl.

So, I was working a regular Friday morning lunch shift at Red Bowl yesterday, and an older couple, probably in their sixties, comes in to eat lunch. I sat them down at the booth that is located right behind the hostess stand. After doing so, I gave them their menus, and went back to my stand.

While I'm looking around the restaurant right after seating these people, I realize the woman unzipping her jacket. Okay, normal. NOT. As she starts zipping lower and lower, I realize this woman has nothing but a blue laced bra underneath her jacket.

I panic. Do I tell her that she doesn't have a shirt on? Does she REALIZE she doesn't have a shirt on? Does her husband notice? Has anyone else noticed? Did she purposely unzip her jacket well aware of the fact that she didn't have a shirt on DESPITE the fact that it is COMPLETELY inappropriate to dine in your undergarments?

Before I had time to clear my head of all of these thoughts, the woman, who has completely unzipped her jacket and is about to remove it, realizes the fact that she doesn't have a shirt on, and says to her prospective husband "Oh, I forgot that I don't have a shirt on underneath my jacket. That's embarrassing. I hope no one else saw that" in the calmest, most unphased voice ever. She zipped her jacket back up to the top, and went on her merry way.

Thank God I didn't have to tell her. Remember when you don't have shirts on under your jackets, kids, to avoid disasters like this.