My dad is funny.

Seriously. When he drinks he starts shouting in German, it's hilarious.

But what is REALLY funny is when I talk about how I have my mom's nose, and not his. He completely flips out. Everything else on my face is almost identical to his : same eyes, same mouth, same facial structure, etc. But he CAN NOT, WILL NOT, and SHALL NOT admit that I have my mother's nose. He has a very straight nose, with no bridge, and it's pretty much even. My nose, like my mom's, has a defined bridge towards the top, perfect for glasses to sit on. It also gets narrower towards the top as well.

No. My dad simply will not have it. He will get my step mom to look at the both of us in profile multiple times, and the answer is the same every time, "No, she doesn't have your nose, Steig." And my dad replies, "NO STINKIN' WAY! SCHEIßE!" ("scheiße: means "shit" in German, for those who didn't know.)

:D