People You Will Encounter at a University Campus

No matter how large or small your school is, you're bound to come across some of these people whilst visiting/walking across a university campus.

1. The Obstacle

     These are the people who, no matter how populated the main routes are, will stand directly in the middle of a crowd of mobile individuals to either talk to someone, text, or perform some other purposeless task that could have just as easily been done on the side of the walk way. You know, OUT of the entire student body's path.

2. The Turtle
     This type of person is probably worse than the obstacle. These are the people who walk slower than the average student, thus creating a road-block and giving you no way around them, no matter how late you are to your next class/meeting. You're stuck walking behind that person for at least three minutes. 

3. The Sloth

     These are the people who, even though they have arms and legs that work perfectly well, feel the need to take the elevator to the second floor of an eight story plus building. Or people who rush to get on the elevator when there is someone in a wheel chair or in crutches who obviously NEED to use the elevator. 

4. The Know-it-All

     This one is self explanatory. This is the person in your class that is answering every question before you get the chance to raise your hand. The person who intercepts before the professor can finish their sentence. The person who whispers back to you that what the professor just said is incorrect, and that this equation should be done this way, or this word should be pronounced that way. 

5. The Promoter

     These are the people who are obnoxiously shouting that they're handing out/selling some kind of clothing/pastry/beverage/brochure for their fraternity/sorority/club/organization. Repeatedly. Avoid eye contact, and pick up your pace. 

6. The Sedated

     This is the kid that in at least one of your classes is sitting in the far back corner, asleep. 

7. The Line-Jumper

     This one is also pretty self-explanatory. People, this ain't no Cici's Pizza. I don't care if your friend was in line before you, get to the back of the fucking line. 

I'm sure I'll think of more in the future.